Booth Duty at the VMWare Forum

The VMWare Forum is on each year, usually in the Darling Harbour Exhibition Centre.
SM arrives this morning just after 4km of Squad with Vlad and Co in the ABC pool at the Domain. Mixed set of stroke correction, medley drills, and longer 500 metre sets increasing pace just to get the heart going. Blackdog Hanby appears after his adventures in the channel, all fired up and raring to go again next year.

A pall of bushfire smoke hangs around the city from the inferno raging to the west in the Blue Mountains where lots of folk have lost their houses. The smoke haze seems not as bad as on Friday morning and the squad session after which SM felt like he’d smoked a pack of Marlboro. Everything in perspective though – one of the guys at work lost his house in the Wednesday fires, including his two Alaskan Malamute dogs which were in a dog run on the property and couldn’t escape.

On booth duty at the forum which is a talkfest for the IT industry all around the glories of virtualisation, network, storage, data centres and the like. SM makes his crust selling stuff for the dark maelstrom of madness which is the data centre space. More and more apps and business processes getting put off premises in third party data centres (aka the Cloud) but it’s amazing how many business owners and corporate types don’t get too worked up about the risk to their operations if enough resilience hasn’t been built into the thing. Security seems to be a big theme this year.

A guy tells us at the stand, one of his ex-customer (ex because the company folded leaving 30 odd employees out in the cold) was a bit slipshod with their network security. A crew of hackers breached the firewall, took over the admin rights of the system, launched a malware virus which zipped up everything and demanded a $5K ransom for the encryption key.

By the time the business owners called in the cavalry, all their data backup had become infected and all (that means all) of their business data was locked away forever in the cyber version of the Prisoner of Azkaban. Paying the ransom didn’t work for others who suffered the same fate as the encryption key regenerated each day and so the data was lost anyway.

Need to up the carbs after a squad session but had to wait til lunchtime to get the fangs on the Forum catering – but it was worth the wait with a first class Spanish Seafood Paella served up on a kind of plywood mini platter. Small, delicate portion sizes required SM to do an Oliver Twist and give it the “please Sir, may I have some more” routine – more than a few times. Think they might have called security in the end to get rid of the monster scoffing all of the VMWare Paella.

Did a paltry 12km last week in the water.
Aiming for 15km this week and 20 next week – building it up in preparation for the Rottnest Channel 20km swim off the coast from Perth in February and the good news is there’s a sniff of a boat in the wind via a work colleague from the Wild West.

Got to give Deano at least a bit of a run for his money. Word is he’s away for a week and a half soon, so it’s time to Carpe Diem!

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Swim for Sight 2013

Back in the water last Sunday at Shelley Beach. Last time in the ocean was Galway Bay about 7 weeks ago. Struggling since to get back into training, with a desultory couple of sessions a week with the Vladster.

Met the swimmer James Pittar a few weeks ago at the wedding festivities of TC “the Cobra” Courtney and his lovely bride, Michelle. James is totally blind but this didn’t stop him swimming the English Channel a few years ago. His last adventure was in the Bering Straits some months ago,  swimming from Alaska to Russia.

The wedding was held on the Saturday  7th September, Federal Election Day, at the St Mary Immaculate Catholic Church in Manly. In the heart of the electorate of the new Prime Minister, Tony Abbott. The church hall was being used as a polling station and one metre high photos of the bould Tony festooned the church grounds, adding a unique garnishing garland to the wedding proceedings.

TC and Michelle got hitched in a beautiful ceremony during which surfmuppet was asked to get up on the altar and read the prayers of the faithful to the congregation. Not up on the actual altar but at the lecture by the side of the altar, flanked by Father John Hannon and Father Tony Brady (formerly of County Cavan and a priest in Australia since 1962). Went off without a hitch, or a thunderbolt from above or the ground opening up and swallowing the muppet for the cheek of him actually coming into the church never mind stepping up to the altar.

Off to the Long Reef Golf Club for the reception. Great speeches with the sound of the ocean gently breaking on the beach just outside the door. TC introduces James during the reception and SM gets roped into joining the gang that’s going to swim with James as he finishes his 12km “swim for sight 2013” trek from Long Reef back to Manly, via Shelley. Fundraiser for the Fred Hollows Foundation which restores sight to thousands around the world every year.

Arrive at Shelley early and hang around for a bit in the sunshine. TC was going to come along and cheer us all off but he was bitten by a spider or tick the day before and is feeling poorly with his leg and hip swollen up to buggery. On heavy duty antibiotics after a night in casualty.

Harkeet, the lovely lady from Fred’s Foundation, arrives with team, sets up a teardrop banner on the beach near the ramp by the front of the restaurant – and the gang assemble, sign the waiver form, get green swimming caps and yarn until James and entourage hove into view just off the beach.

There’s a couple of IRBs provided by the North Steyne SLSC there and several water safety heads, one of whom provides a briefing. It’s all about not crowding out James and having a bit of fun, waiting at the set of cans off North Steyne, and letting him get onto the sand first.

And they’re off. Water is a bit crisp for a few minutes but the 16 degrees is ideal once we all get going. Pace is very relaxed and a couple of bods are going it in deathfly (aka butterfly) and backstroke. SM, trying to correct errant body position ongoing problem, has head down and arse up and duly smacks his noggin into the back of one of the paddle boards.

For a moment it looks like there’s going to be two blind swimmers in the race.

One chap causes a bit of a stir at the start. Has a shark shield wrapped around his ankle and is holding the streamer coiled up until letting it loose once in the water. Explains it helps him overcome a morbid fear of the Noahs. Then he accidentally demonstrates it’s sting by inadvertently zapping himself and almost leaping out of his skin. See him during the swim with the streamer stretched out behind and keep a wide berth in case of coming a cropper as well. Not a Noah in sight anyway. Must be working.

The field spreads out and as always Manly Cove provided value for money with the ocean flat, the sun shining, the water crisp and clear, muscles pumping out a slow but steady rhythm. Try the stretch stretch stretch wide armpit engage the lats style Vlad and crew have been unsuccessfully trying to imprint on this impervious brain all year but who cares…thoroughly enjoying the swim.

The 40-0dd escort pod regroups at the pink pointy buoys off North Steyne and then roundup behind James as he and his sighters engage the mild bit of surf up onto the beach. Lots of photos from waiting journos and family and friends as James come onto dry land. Handshakes all round.

Bit of a bum note when one of the pod collapses and is triaged by the lifeguards, wrapped in a silver sheet, and is carted off by the paramedics  as the remainder of us watch from the balcony of the surf club while wolfing down complimentary sausage sangers, snacks, fruit, water and beer for those who are drinking.

No one seems sure what happened to cause the collapse but the muppet keeps his eye open for shark shield man. Maybe the victim got too close coming in on the surf break and copped a zap fit for a white pointer with a tooth ache.  As they say in France, qui sait?

Anyway, James is having a whale of a time back in the bar getting congratulated and downing a few cold ones. When the tally is counted, almost $17,000 has been raised by James et al, representing restoring sight to 680 people in the developing world.

As we write, James Walker is half way across the English Channel and Blackdog Hanby is lining up to hit the water tomorrow morning, 10am Sydney time – both men joining that select band, the warriors of the channel, swimming onward into legend.

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Berowra Wallabies U-19 Champs

Off to the Brookvale Oval this morning for Grand Final day.

Son of surfmuppet, Rory, playing on the wing for the Berowra Wallabies clash against the Narrabeen Sharks in the U-19 Manly Rugby League Championship final.

One of those awesome late winter days of bright sunshine and temps in the mid 20s with a touch of a breeze in the shade. Festival atmosphere at Brookie Oval with sausage sizzles, ice-cream and coffee stands galore.

First up it’s the Avalon Bulldogs v the Mona Vale Raiders in the final of the U-17s. Get there 15 minutes short of half time with the Raiders well in control. Try to the Bulldogs closes the gap a bit but then the Raiders hit back and it’s into the sheds. Second half the Bulldogs come out firing and close the gap with about four unanswered tries. Into the last five minutes and it’s 30-24 with the Bulldogs on the attack but the Raiders hold steady and weather the storm. A final try to the Raiders settles the matter and they carry the day against a valiant Bulldogs side.

Next the Wallabies take the field against a fancied Sharks side. In their four or five clashes v the Sharks this season, the Wallabies have only won one so they’re up against it today. The Sharks cross the line first but the Wallabies hold out and soon they’ve caught up and gone ahead. Into the sheds at 10-6 to the Wallabies.

Midfield Action

Midfield Action

Early in the second half and the Sharks pile on the pressure but are not able to turn it into points. The Wallabies score another couple of tries but even with the gap opening up, the Sharks always look dangerous. Into the last five minutes and it looks like Berowra are coming home strong. But with about 3 minutes to go a punch up erupts near the Wallabies  line and it’s on for young and old. Three Wallabies and two Sharks get marched for 10 minutes in the bin and the game continues for the final couple of minutes with the Wallabies one man down. It looks like it’s too late for the Sharks however and sure enough the final siren goes off with the Berowra Wallabies lifting the cup.

Wallabies win the Cup!

Wallabies win the Cup!

A great day had by all.

Rory gets his medal!

Rory gets his medal!

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Blackdog Night at Tattersalls Club

Surfmuppet and wife enter the hallowed halls of the Tattersalls Club Friday night to take part in the fund raiser for el supremo blackdog himself, Sir Justin of Vladland, and his upcoming swim across the English Channel.

Catch up with Fearless Fi in the foyer of the wrong Tattersalls club around the corner in Pitt Street. Interesting history of a spat between bookmakers back in 1895.

From the website – “City Tattersalls Club was formed in 1895 by a group of twenty bookmakers disgruntled with a judge’s decision on a race at Kensington; an objection was lodged over a jockey weighing in with his whip, the end result being a disqualification of the horse first past the post and the bookmakers refusing to pay out on the second horse, a hot favourite. By way of protest, the bookmakers left Tattersalls Club, the institution now on Elizabeth Street, Sydney, and City Tattersalls Club was born.”

The trio traipse around the corner onto Elizabeth Street and into the right club this time. Themed from the TV Show Madman, it’s all retro 50s and 60s, guys in suits and hats, ladies in cocktail dresses a la mode of Pussy Galore back in the early Bond days. Deano, Jai, Martin and others from the squad already well oiled. Champagne all around as Rachel in floral frock and enormous eyelashes whips the crowd into a frenzy. Blackdog Hanby has gathered a big crowd and lots of goodies to be auctioned off – including one giant cowboy hat of which more will be said later.

Speeches from the head of the Black Dog Institute, a retired Judge and the world record holder for the English Channel, Trent Grimsey. Key message is that probably 10% of the population has bipolar and that long distance swimmers are just pure mad, plain and simple.

Lots of swimming royalty swanning around. Spot and Vlad are there with members of both squads mingling together as brothers and sisters of the Briney Realm.

Big John now takes the stage for the auction and pretty soon the bids are flying left, right and centre. Surfmuppet gets caught up in the frenzy and is soon in a bidding war for the giant cowboy hat. The bidding gets above 500 and for some reason el muppetayro begins to get the “must win, must win” focus happening. Heart thumping stuff. Suddenly it’s going, going, gone and SM pays $700 for the cowboy hat and a book! Bargain!

All in a good cause.

It’s a special hat however, a magical hat, from the head of Bob Katter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Katter)  no less, signed by the man himself as is the book. Meet his lovely Chief of Staff afterwards and inadvertently insult her by asking her if she’s his PA. She offers to have the book personally signed by Bob but politely declines Mrs Muppet’s request that he signs it “To my dear friend Kevin Rudd”.

Later, walking back to the car park, a bloke on the street loudly exclaims to a drunken mob outside a kebab shop, “Look, that bloke is wearing Bob Katter’s hat! He’s stolen it the mongrel! After him!” Mrs Muppet stabs him in the eye with her stiletto and SM slices off his head using the hat as per the villain Oddjob in the Bond movie Goldfinger

Beat a hasty retreat to the car (after retrieving the hat of course) and blaze off in a swelter of Subaru fumes direction The Gorge.

Bidding war of the night was for the Stand Up Paddle Board, the “Ben Buckler”. Around and around the bidding went, with Big John doing his “ibiddy-bibiddy-bobiddy-can I have $1,000-boo?” auctioneers battle cry. Told SM earlier in the week it was done to build momentum, get the punters excited and placing bids. Certainly works with hats. The board finally goes to a gaggle of Spot-ettes, led by the Sea Nymph and Caroline J, who pay about $2.25K for the thing. Spot well happy later that the board “will stay in Bondi!”

Next up in a glass-work piece of art which Fearless Fi snaps up for a couple of grand. Surfmuppet makes another faux pas when remarking to an arty looking eastern suburbs matron beside him, “not a bad price for a vase”. Turns out she’s some kind of art expert and gives the muppet a withering blast along the lines of “how dare you call that a vase, you uneducated prole Neanderthal you”. Slink away.

The finale of the night is provided by a 6 foot 6, blonde haired drag queen who leaps about the floor in a pink tutu to the tune of Beyonce’s “if you like it then you should have put a ring on it” and other numbers. High C ending for the night with all and sundry in a scrum of champagne, wine, beer, pockets emptied for a good cause, talk, laughter and well wishing for Mr Hanby and his up and coming great adventure in the English Channel.

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Back in the Pool

Taken longer than expected to get back into the pool and start training again.

Tuesday 13th August – Jetlag getting a bit better after a horror few days of 3 to 4 hours sleep a night. Waking up at 2 or 3 am staring at the ceiling or watching weird and strange programming on Foxtel.

Eyes ping open at 438am with the Hamletesque question, “To pool or not to pool, that is the question! Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the sprints and sets of squad or curl up under the doona?”

Leap up, iron a shirt while eating a banana and horsing down a cup of coffee. Gather the gear and blast off up the hill direction the city and Victoria Park pool.

Vlad and Evan at the pool edge like guardians of the deep. Handshakes and backslapping all around, great to be back – that is, until a couple of K’s into the session and the slip in condition and form from even a few weeks off begins to tell.

Breakfast afterwards with Evan, Anna D and Deano takes the sting out of it. Resort to ramp it up again (but maybe leave it til next week!)

Monday 19th and Wednesday 21st August – Great start but comes a cropper again by the end of the week with a miss on Thursday and Friday. Need to get back into it again seriously or else it’s back to doing the dogpaddle with flippers on. Great to see big John back in the pool Wednesday after his epic crossing of the channel July 3rd. Reunion of the inglorious lasties.

Exit Evan, off to join the NSW Police, starts training tomorrow – thanks for the help, coach, hopefully next time we meet you won’t be dishing out speeding tickets.

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Vale Dan the Man

Surfmuppet back from three weeks holiday.
First day at work.
See a requiem card on a desk and think it’s some kind of joke.
No joke.
Dan the man pulled the pin.
Took the invisible parachute up to a high rise hotel on the Gold Coast.
Checked in.
Wrote a brief letter.
Walks to the balcony.

What was Dan thinking about when he worked this cunning happy man deception?
This is what they’re all talking about now.
Nobody knew what you were going though.
Blackdog works in silence.
Casual as anything on the way to the Gold Coast.
Told a caller you couldn’t make a meeting that morning as you had business on the Gold Coast to attend to.
Cunning dog.
Better a live dog than a dead lion, scripture says.
Or a dead dog than a live lion.

Did you close your eyes and feel your way over the parapet?
Feel the rush of air as the laws of physics kick in and gravity locks on.
Should have known something was awry with the size you got to over the years.
You once got so heavy you could hardly walk.
We walked away together from a four legged customer meeting in Camperdown.
Feet killing you.
Tip toeing along your feet so sore with the weight.
Sweat dripping off you.
Thought you’d collapse there and then.
Remember thinking this guy is a dead ringer for a coronary.
Said it to you.
You said.
Nothing – laughed it off.

You moved to Queensland.
Next time I see you I almost didn’t see you.
Unrecognisable.
At Bondi shaping up for an ocean swim.
Walked past a stranger standing on the sand.
Did a double take, eyes meet and you called out.
First ocean swim and looking like you’re well up for it.
Amazed at the transformation.
Must have lost 20 or 30 kilo.
Dugong to dolphin.
You were in the wave before mine so cheered you out into the surf.
Looking so alive and determined.
Plunged in under a wave and then up again for another.
Under that then out the back stroking away.
My wave follows a few minutes later.
Looking out for you.
Saw you out on the deep doing an alternative breast stroke/ free style combo.
Struggling a bit but determination writ large.
Wait to see you run up the sand out of the surf to the finish line.
Big laughing face, proud as punch.
Alive, heaving for air, laughing happy.
As only surviving your first ocean swim can make you.
Time didn’t matter.
Just getting there did.
You said.
Hooked now.
Getting ready for the next one.
Looking forward to it.

Saw you four or five times since.
Bondi spark has faded.
Looking back, should have seen the signs.
Guy doesn’t change from a clone of the Michelin man to a Hugh Jackman X-Man just for the hell of it.
Manages to turn the anger around and use it to strip off the blubber.
You said.
Not enough time to keep going with the exercise regime.
But hoping to keep off the weight.
Maintenance.
Some maintenance, Dan.

Anger turns back inwards again.
Runs silent and cuts deep.
Sharper teeth than on any shark lunging out of the abyss.
Feeds you all kinds of lies.
Phantoms you away on a death march through arid, barren lands of fear and self deception.
Lies grow more and more potent.
Only way to hide them now is behind that smile of yours.
Strong man.
Able to hold it together while getting married six weeks ago.
But the blackdog would have fed off that strength.
Got so big, boxed you right in with no options.
Save a Gold Coast balcony on a late July morning.
Final lie says this is ok.

Back in Ireland
Where your people came from Dan.
Fighting stock.
The famous Michael Collins.
An old saying.
“Betwixt the saddle and the ground
The grace of God may still be found”
I pray you found that Grace, brother
In the short flight to the pavement.
You saw the lie for what it was.
Realised in a split second
you were loved and you loved in return.
Reached out and touched the face of God
Who caught you and brought you home.
Safe.
No more blackdog lies and whispered deceptions.
Only peace
In the warm waters of the great eternal sea.
Amen.

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Frances Thornton Memorial Galway Bay Swim

Saturday 27th July

Butterflies not so much dancing but leaping around inside as the brother slaps on a potent mixture of sunblock and Vasoline onto surfmuppet. Looks like a combination of Lazarus coming out of his coffin and a dugong on holidays in the west of Ireland. Aughinish Island is the scene of departure of wave 2 of the Frances Thornton Memorial Galway Bay schlep across the bay to the platform at Blackrock in Salthill. Great cause, Cancer Care West. Mission is simple enough – as Andy says at the Friday night briefing in the Salthill Hotel – just jump into the water in County Clare and get out in County Galway after roughly 13km.

Aughinish Island Thatched Cottage

Aughinish Island Thatched Cottage

Did lots of head miles during the week on whether to suit up or not. In the end went in the speedos only and glad for it as the water was ideal for a long distance swim. By the time the muppet gets out of the water in Blackrock 3 hours 56 minutes later , he is roasting, which is just as well as he has to hang around for a few minutes as the swim has been fast enough that the relatives haven’t arrived and the muppet stands around looking like an eejit dripping wet and starting to cool down. Soon the gang arrive and it’s into the warm clothes as the drop in the core temp has started to manifest in a nice bit of shivering,  the southeasterly increasing in strength across the bay.

Martello Tower at Aughinish Island Start Lne

Martello Tower at Aughinish Island Start Lne

Water temps in Galway have been at unheard of levels this summer. First swim last week for surfmuppet and son fresh off the plane, almost go into thermal shock in 21 degree water off Blackrock. During the last week this has dropped until it’s about 16-17 on the day of the swim. Still high for these waters but whose complaining. Grand altogether. In his wisdom, the muppet decides to drive to what he thinks is Aughinish Island on the Friday to test the water. Turns out it wasn’t Aughinish at all but a beach a few km’s up the road. And the water temperature is the same as it is in Blackrock across the bay – funny thing that. Anyway, no wetsuit, let’s rock and roll.

Clare Hills from Aughinish Island

Clare Hills from Aughinish Island

All greased up and wave 2 wades out into the water and turns back to shore for a photo. All up there are 75 swimmers in the race, with 53 soloists and 3 relay teams. Wave 2 has 18 swimmers, 4 au naturel and the rest in the wetties. First touch and the water is cold but not shockingly so and on the 1130 “Go!” the plunge into the depths doesn’t have the sharp intake of breath/ cold shock effect.

Galway in the Distance

Galway in the Distance

The support boats are on station off Deer Island, about 1km into the bay. There are two bouys – a rectangular orange one to the west, and a round orange one to the east. The easterly one is where the muppet has been assigned to and where son Rory is waiting on the support RIB kindly donated for the day by Brian and his daughter Sofia. Dr0pped Rory out to Spiddal, a small town to the west of Galway, at 830am that morning to meet up with Brian and to set out for Deer Island from there. Have all the water, sports drinks, bananas and corn crackers/peanut butter/ honey turbo snacks in Rory’s pack and a plan agreed upon for the hydration and feeding. Going with every 40 minutes. Change this during the swim to 30 minutes which worked a treat.

Start support team and chief greaser-upper

Start support team and chief greaser-upper

The rest of the wave blast ahead out to the waiting boats as the muppet sets a steady pace and takes in the seascape below which is all North Atlantic seaweed, rocks, shells, shell fragments and loads of different jellyfish species. Thinking would love to come out here again with a GoPro on a sunny day. Normally take about 1 to 1.5km to warm up and so it’s a bit of a struggle to not lose the field completely and plenty of sighting to keep the roundy buoy aligned and to pick up the boat. In truth, a bit knackered by the time Brian, Sofia and Rory heave into sight and the swim proper begins. Thinking, this is not good, with the Galway coast still a sliver of a dark shadow to the north. But, as it turns out, this is all just surfmuppet head dark magic.

Mid Swim

Mid Swim

Past Deer Island and the reef drops away and the world below is a murky green with lots of jelly fish – check out the Galway Triathlon Club JellyFish-0-Meter (http://www.galwaytriathlonclub.com/?page_id=6180). Probably saw all of these beasties during the swim, including some fairly solid ones which the muppet thumped into along the way – but no stings.

Big Sky over Galway Bay

Big Sky over Galway Bay

First feed after 40 minutes and then settle into the swim proper. Soon get a rhythm going and then the weather changes from bright and sunny to a buildup of dark skies coming from the south. Hit by a rain squall and the sea gets a bit rougher. The southeasterly breeze starts to freshen and a following swell lifts the legs and gives a bit of a boost as we reach the buoys mid swim. This year the organisers have placed two buoys in the middle of the bay in order to concentrate the field and prevent too wide a scatter of boats and swimmers which has led to some problems in other years. An air corps chopper buzzes the field around this point and the 6o odd boats soldier on through the water towards Salthill.

Feeding Time

Feeding Time

By prior agreement with skipper Brian, he sets the course and it’s up to the muppet to keep station with him. Works a treat. Feeds working well with Rory digging into the bag of goodies and flicking bananas and crackers, water etc to the performing seal behind the boat. Manage not to touch the boat throughout and get the hang of feeding while threading water ( in training, it’s been feeding on the beach or in waist deep water).

Hydration in the Sun

Hydration in the Sun

Once past the mid point and psychologically it seems to get easier. Sun comes out for a period and it’s great to feel the warmth on the shoulders. Decision to go without a wetsuit has been vindicated as the water temperature now is comfortable. Getting stronger as the Galway coast approaches and soon the final bouys come into view in the distance. By this stage the final feed is over and it’s head down for the last of the swim. Weather has closed in again and the wind has come up with the sea. The Ferris Wheel at Leisureland is now the most prominent from eye level and the muppet starts to zero in on this. The yellow/ orange shape of the Blackrock diving platform emerges from the horizon like the conning tower of a submarine and we’re almost home.

Bringing it home

Bringing it home

Enjoying the moment now. There’s a certain sense of poignancy mixed with elation as the end nears. The swim has been top of mind for months now and it’s always great to get back home for a visit. Soon as the swim ends, the trip home starts to wind down and the return flight beckons.

Doing it

Doing it

But for now, Blackrock is a hundred metres away. Brian, Sofia and Rory on the support boat are peeling off and a kayaker and a few SUPs take over to escort the swimmer in. Other support boats are heading out to sea as their swimmers are deposited on the shore where a crowd awaits in a festival atmosphere. Lots of gas still in the tank and so stroke to shore like there’s still a few kilometers left in the muscles. Slow start, fast finish.

Maw and Paw Surfmuppet, Blackrock 27th July 2013

Maw and Paw Surfmuppet

Low tide and so it’s a bit of a hobble over sands and rocks where a pair of helpers at the foot of the steps reach out if assistance is needed. All the swimmers get a bit of a cheer from the crowd and then it’s back on dry land, game over. Cup of hot coffee and a HH sailing jacket to keep the wind chill off. Photos. Last of the swimmers arrive. Traditional launching of balloons from the top of the diving platform in remembrance of those who have passed away.

Great event – thanks to the organising committee led by Brian, Kevin and Fiona Thornton, Andrew Flanagan, Fionnula and Paddy, Dave from CCW, and all the rest of the team including the support boats and crews, kayakers, SUPs, RNLI etc.

Special thanks to Vlad, Charm, Evan and the rest of the Vladswim crew for the distance preparation and to Spot, Paul and the gang at Bondifit for laying the original foundation.

Blackrock Finish, Clare Hills across the Galway Bay

Blackrock Finish, Clare Hills across the bay

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21 Degree Water Galway Bay!

Unheard of.

First dip in the Bay, Thursday evening the 18th, thought it was some trick of the imagination brought on by sleep deprivation and jet lag. Water several degrees warmer than Bondi last Saturday.
Checked it out with the young lifeguard on duty at Blackrock and she tells me it was measured at 21.7 degrees that day.

The wetsuit debate war being waged in Surfmuppet’s head (will I, won’t I) looks like it has been sorted.

Have a couple of easy laps up and down the marker buoys from Blackrock down the promenade. Ease out the cobwebs.

Blackrock itself is like a seal colony with half the youth of Ireland clinging to the three levels of diving platfoms, leaping into the Mediterranean-like (can’t believe I’m writing that) waters of Galway Bay with shrieks of high gaiety.

Air temperatures in the high 20s/ low 30s.

Costa Del Galway!

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Touchdown Ireland

17 July
BA0838 flies over the coast south of the city, slowly banks right over the Dublin mountains and over the farmland and outer suburbs.
Always get a thrill at the first glimpse of the green fields meeting the granite grey sea.
The sun is alive and well at 9pm, a good four fingers above the western horizon  – memories of the childhood summer nights when it was light well up to the 11 mark.
Sitting on the port side so it’s the setting sun and the mosaic of green fields and the legoland of humanity’s mark on this ancient island landscape.
Always love this moment of arrival, just before the wheels touch down.
Staying the night in Dublin and then off to Galway in the morning where at the end of next week surfmuppet has the job of work of hauling his sorry ass across 13km of the North Atlantic in the Frances Thornton Memorial Swim.
Bring it on!
In true surfmuppet family tradition, the welcomers and welcomees get the timing wrong for the reunion at the arrivals gate of Dublin airport. Nobody there.
Rebellion
Son Rory is talking rebellion at the suggestion the bus to Galway may be the next best way to go as his father is too flayed out to go through the hassle of hiring a car and driving.
Understandable bearing in mind we’ve been up since 6am Tuesday morning Sydney time, what with earning a living and the muppet getting the days wrong about when we were actually booked to fly out. With the delayed departure from Heathrow, it is now 9pm Irish time, or 6am Thursday morning, Sydney time.That’s 48 hours uptime with only a couple of hours of catching Zs in the cramped conditions of steerage.
8 hours to KL – not too bad, get or hour or two of sleep, but already knackered on touchdown in Malaysia.
6 hours transit time in KL – hones the tiredness to a fine edge. Clearing up some work emails helps focus the muppet while Rory flays out on an airport lounge sofa. Buy two of  those bean bag filled neck cushion thingamajigies in the hope of getting a bit of an edge on the anti-sleep demon. Hasn’t worked in the past but worth another crack.
13 hours to London – this is the Mike Tyson killer blow, seats in the middle aisle of the full flight, sleep limited to episodes of suddenly waking up with the realisation that one had dozed off while eating/ watching a movie/ reading a book/ staring at the little white plane on the flight path yoke somewhere between Afghanistan and the Carpathian Mountains. As opposed to consciously and deliberately “going to sleep”.Positive note, flying in a brand new Airbus A380 so a little bit more room than usual, the food and service is good, made friends with the two ladies to my right including the lovely Mary from Malaysia, en route to London to visit her student daughter, having the craic with the pair of them at the back of the plane while doing the anti DVT limb stretching and exercising.
One brilliant feature of this A380 is the camera mounted on the tail which the Malaysia Air crew use to provide live images to the passengers of the takeover and landing. Like playing a video game where you get to be the pilot of this behemoth of the skies.
Surfmuppet reckons he did a good job landing the beast at Heathrow using the inflight entertainment controls.
3 hours transit time London – this includes about an hour sitting on the tarmac as the BA staff unloaded from the hold the thirteen suitcases of the clown who didn’t show up after checking in to transit through to the flight. Totally over it at this stage. Just fire her up Mr Pilot and let’s fly west. Kinda over it by this stage.
50 minutes to Dubin – actually read the Financial Times, the “yellow paper”, but might as well have been reading the Beano, as not much is being absorbed. No bullshit with emigration at Dublin, just a check of the passports by the Garda at the emigration desk, chechung of the stamp, a smile and a wave through.All up about 30 hours or thereabouts between takeoff at Kingsford-Smith and the wheels touching down in Swords.
Rory doesn’t mellow out re the bus option with the lure of a 1am punnet of curried chips from Supermacs on Eyre Square once the bus pulls into Galway. Not having a bar of it.
At 18, the young lion knows he’s at the tipping point in the father-son power dynamic with the old bull.
He’s built fairly solid from working out at the gym and playing wing for the Berowra Wallabies U-19 rugby league side.
But the old bull reckons he still has the minerals to be the alpha male in the relationship.
However, recent bouts of horseplay/ wrestling indicate that the writing may be on the wall and the time of the young lion is nigh.
In other words, muppet may not be able to drag his son onto the Galway bus without getting seriously bashed.
Reunion
Just then the gangly figure of Rory’s 13 year old cousin Tama comes bounding down the arrivals hall and the prospect of a midnight bus trip through Leinster, the midlands, Athlone, Ballinasloe and the west of Ireland hinterland vapourises.
News is that chief welcomer, the brother, is parking the car somewhere in the grounds of the airport after a mad dash from Rathfarnham.
Hugs and handshakes all round as the brother bounds in view a few minutes post Tama’s arrival.
And so the surfmuppet Irish family adventure, 2013, is on.
Bags loaded into the car and speed down the motorway direction Rathfarnham.
First stop the local chipper as Rory and Tama are both starving.
Chipper doing a roaring trade and the surfmuppet gets the ear re-calibrated listening to the patois of the young average Dublin suburban chip eating man and woman.
Back at the house, met and greet with sister-in-law Jackie, just home from Karate training and all sweaty in the dojo gear.Originally from New Zealand, where she married the brother, now speaks with more than a decent slathering of a Dublin accent.Got her black belt last year and won her two bouts tonight by multiple punches in the face and kicks to the side and back of her opponents.Not a woman to mess with is sister-in-law Jackser.
It’s past midnight by the time the haute cuisine of the south Dublin chipper has been devoured, multiple cups of tea drank, photos shared, stories told and the general catching up of how’s doing what to whom in the extended clan. Time to transit over to the Land of Nod.
Postscript
It’s now 451am on the 18th and first light has come and gone, the dawn lightening up the back garden of the brother’s semi detached.Ireland in summer is a lush and verdant place, especially when you add a bit of sun to all that moisture and the last few weeks have been hot by local standards.
Walk around the garden in the half light catching the scents and feel of the place.
Jet lag kicked in a couple of hours ago but managed to have about three hours shuteye all up.The brother”s birthday today so we’ll celebrate later with a dip at Salthill, check out what the temperature is like.
85th birthday of the father tomorrow, so the family bongo drums are going amongst the six brothers re final arrangements for the celebration.
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First Stop KL

Booked the tickets to Ireland a couple of months ago and promptly forgot what day we were leaving.

Assumed it was Wednesday night and so had planned three final sessions with Vlad and the squad this week.
A not so veiled barb from the wife, Madame Muppet on the Sunday night, and so checked the tickets.
Flying out Tuesday night.
Good job the barb struck home or it would have been a miserable Wednesday night for father and son at Sydney airport.
So.
Three days work to pack into two.
Only time to do the squad at 6am on Monday morning and that is that…Sydney training over.
Next stop leaping off the platform at Blackrock in Salthill into the north Atlantic.
Sitting in the airport at KL now after a pleasant enough flight with Malaysian Airlines from Sydney.
About eight hours.
Total flight time to Dublin is a cruisey 36 hours – SM doesn’t sleep much on planes so it will be the red, blurry eyes of vampire man stepping off the plane in the Emerald Isle.
Packed everything in a half hour yesterday evening for the mad dash out to the airport, driven by Madame Muppet, seeing off her boys.
18 year old son Rory looking forward to being pampered by his grandparents.
His mother insisted he do a first aid course in preparation for his role in the support boat for the swim across the bay.
That he could tie a tourniquet in case of beasts and/or check for hypothermia generated dementia.
Long queue at the airport but the lovely Stacey at check-in took the sting out of it and she chaperoned the luggage off to be seen again in Dublin.
Hopefully.
Madame Muppet kept a brave face and didn’t howl when we finally parted and the two boys walked through the departure gates to customs.
Another lovely, this time a bright eyed customs officer lady by the name of McFadden, cheered us on our way.
Quick stop at dutyfree to buy stuff we don’t need.
Almost bought an SLR camera but must confess don’t know one end of one from another.
“eenie meanie mynie moo” is a good muppet strategy for buying a camera but resisted the urge.
Crab walking through business class with the hand luggage, Rory remarks ruefully on how nice it would be.
Through the curtains in steerage and it’s as packed out city with all and sundry clambering over each other fighting for luggage space in the overheads.
Ever notice how the denizens of business class seem to look away with a slightly sheepish look as the great unwashed trundle past to the back of the plane?
In steerage, you get the direct eyeball to eyeball look right back.
Entertainment system working well, seats not bad, staff friendly, food good.
In no time at all, sitting here in KL airport for the next six hours waiting for the connection to Heathrow.
Monday’s squad was great.
After feeling very ordinary all last week, culminating in the debacle at Bondi on Saturday, felt strong and fresh in the water.
Warm up set, then drill sets, then 25m sprints, bit of work with the pull buoy and the main set of 4 x 50/ 4 x 100/2 x 200/1 x 400 and then repeat.
Total 4.25km.
Last set Dr Jim leading, Anna D second, followed by the muppet. Jai next but is fatigued after the big swim on Saturday.
Touch of rivalry kicks in for the last 400 and Anna and SM both attack Dr Jim on the final 50, on either side of him.
Bit of a laugh.
Breakfast of champions afterwards across the road with Anna and Justin, pondered, amongst other things, why we do the swimming thing.
Nobody could quite come up with an answer for that one.
Now – time to wake up the boy and go hunting for some Malaysian breakfast.
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